Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Poor woman

Today I saw a horribly unlucky woman. It was nothing wrong with her and it didn't happen anything to her, but nature had been horribly cruel to her. My first thought when I saw her was "Isn't that?", but no it wasn't. This woman was just extreamly unlucky.

Now you are of course wondering "What was the matter with her? Had she two heads? Or maybe a giant bulfrog attatched to her arm? Maybe she was covered with extreamly much facial hair?" All this is wrong. Her misfortune was that she looked just Like Erna Solberg, the chief of the conservative party in Norway.


Imagine how horrible this must be! You could see that it was not exactly her, but this woman could have been her halftwin. Just think of the misfortune to walk around being confused with a politician who not only is a bit of a racist and hardcore capitalist who would like to put everything from school to hospitals out on the free market, but who also is very dangerous because she actually manage to convince people that she is correct in meaning such.

Now as I said this woman was not quite like her, but she can probably never go out on town, because after a few beers its not easy to say who is who between Erna and her lookalike.


For once I would recomend plastic surgery. Paid by the state.


At 3/28/2006 02:44:00 PM , Anonymous Boris Popov said...

Please confirm that I am number one in your stupid competition!

besides, the name of your big fat woman is not Erna, for God`s sake!
Here real name is Barbara Janoko-witch. Very cheap, very cheap!

At 3/28/2006 05:04:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Boris Popov.

The picture in my competition  is not Svetlana Andropov as you though, though I assume there is a certian physical similarity between her and the person on the picture. But you have not won and the competition is still on

Posted by Ole


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