Sunday, April 23, 2006

Ole finds magazine at work, hilarity ensues

Yesterday at work I was on duty as assistant traffic controller. This might sound like an important work, but I promise you there is not much to do. The maint part of this work is to open the toilets when the lock jams and open the luggage lockers when people are to stupid to get them up.

Anyhow I am in the traffic controller room trying not to go more mental than I allready am. As I am jumping up and down while singing in an effort to make my co-worker go mental I see a magazine lying on a shelf. I pick it up and as I see the cover I toss it over to my colleague and proclaims "Here is something for you to read". She clearly thinks its a girl magazine about trenda and makeup and opens it up without looking at the cover which was this:


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Last time I looked into a porn magazine was 12 years ago when me and my friends found one. Times has clearly changed. The good old black thing which used to fill most of the pictures is now gone. My colleague found this highly amusing and had a great laugh of headlines like "Tonya Thight likes them BIG". She flips the pages for a while, but she is clearly nervous every time a bus passes by. She did not want to get caught with a porn magazine in her hands.

Suddenly the door bursts open, my co-worker gets a shock and tosses the magazine under her desk. The guy who washes the terminal comes in to leave his keys. We both act like the least thing we had done was to flip through a magazine filled with pictures of women spreading their legs.

The washing guy lay the keys down and with a confused look he says "Where is magazine?" My colleague don't quite get it and says "Your medicine?" "No, magazine, I had a magazine lying here, but now its gone..."

I promise you, I have never seen a face with more resemblance to a red traffick light as my co-worker bends down and hands him the magazine. He, on his side, stated that it belonged to a friend of his who had forgotten it, but he also asked her if she would keep it. I am meanwhile lying double bent on the floor laughing my ass off.

Greatest thing to happen at work in ages.

By the way talking about mediated porn you should check out this highly interesting coverage of a serial killer at Fox News, featured by The Daily Show:


2 Comments:

At 4/24/2006 01:55:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You haven't looked at a porn magazine for 12 years? You are a liar! ;-) 

Posted by jedimacfan

 
At 4/26/2006 09:37:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suddenly the Internaet came, no more greasy magazines. 

Posted by Ole

 

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