Monday, May 22, 2006

Emily is coming home!

Today Emily is coming home! We will have so much fun with her. After a year in South Dakota, surrounded by hillbillys and meta males she will probably have a hard time to assimilate with civilization, and I, for sure, am going to make a mess of her head.


If you look at this pic she has taken for her senior you can se the doped look she got and the cheesy smile. Probably the stay has mixed up some of her mental synapses. Most of all I'm looking forward to hear her mixed up language. Insted of "I believe this to be a metaphorical rather than practical problem!" she will now say "OH MY GOOOOOOOD!" She will probably state that about anything. "Dinner is served!" "OH MY GOOOOOOD!" "Look the toilet can flush, f-l-u-s-h, remember?" "OH MY GOOOOOD!" "Do not eat the grass..." "OH MY GOOOOOOD!" It will be so much fun.

Probably she will also complain on how small everything is "In the US the steak was much bigger, OH MY GOOOOOD!" but then again, nothing is bigger than her ego. I promise you all, it was humongous when she left.

We will have a hard time learning her to eat with knife and fork again, but we are all looking forward to it.

Welcome home Emily!

I bet it will take 5 hours before she has an argument with our mother, anybody up? 100 bucks in the pot.

If you have little to do today you might want to check out this video of an Asian show. My favourite is "Old man biting tenderly"


At 5/22/2006 07:48:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's home, huh? What was her address and phone number again?


Posted by jedimacfan


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