Wednesday, August 02, 2006

My unibrown makes me famous

My siter Emily (the bastard who maybe killed Kennedy) claims that my unibrow should be liquidated from this world, but this fabolous piece of an unibrown has now made me famous.

At least two persons have found my blog trough this incredible nice work from nature:


Clearly both of them have misunderstood what kind of a benefit nature has forsaken them with as one is actually considering shaving his unibrown and the other one is actually asking how he can get a girlfriend with one. Me myself I have a problem with how not to get a girlfriend with mine. It's sexy it's hot it's everything your not!

I also have to tell you that I, with my unibrown had a fantastic show on the street last saturday. I gained 1279 norwegian bucks, 10 swedish, 40 eurocent and one green leaf of unknown origin. I bet you people gave me this money not only because of my spectacular show but also because of my nicely formed unibrown.


I only fell off my tall unicycle once when a volunteer din't let go off the bike as I told him to. And there was a slight problem to juggle the torches with sweat in my eyes. I'm sorry lady that I put your kid on fire. But I did give you the option that I would personally give you a new one. I would have recomended you to take this opportunity rather than screaming at me. Otherwise the public was happy, most people actually clapped pretty loud on this trick.

Otherwise I have to say that the world is pretty far out these days, but that I will have to comment in another post.


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