Monday, October 23, 2006

I'm a part of the public sphere!

I have hereby, taken the step into the public sphere. And not only the public sphere, but also the front page of the netversion of the Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet.

You may hereby call me master. Read and weep. I especially love how they actually choosed to publish the nice picture I sent in. My mother will have a fit when she sees it. "Is this how my son choose to enter the world of debate? He hasn't even combed his hair!"




My sister will go even more mental. "Did you put your unibrow in the newspaper! I can't believe we are family!" But relax it, she got a unibrow hereself and will learn to aknowledge its exelency when she grows up.

UPDATE: Not only do I got a huge picture of myself on the netpage, expising my beautifule unibrow. In the paper version I am put side by side with the Norwegian minister of Foreign Affairs. I am now just waiting for him to call and offer me the post as Minister of Propaganda in Norway.


Read more!

Saturday, October 21, 2006

What have I done now!?

The other day I received the most disturbing SMS in my life. It actually made me consider never to drink again.




The message was sent to me during the night and after reading it i had seriously problems to sleep. I almost started to cry. The message went like this:

Mmm drømmer at du tar mg som sist,
vil kjenne den deilige kuken inni i mg,
bli slikka a dg,
jg slikker og tar dg
- aaaaa godt:)(:


For all my non norwegian speakers, here is an english translation:

Mmm dreaming that you take me as last time,
want to feel you delicious cock inside me,
get licked by you,
I lick you and take you
- aaaaa good:)(:


Now normaly a message like that would be no surprise for me. They are not a regular part of my life, but the womens do keep coming back and ask for a second. But this was from a male friend of mine. A male!

Of course he is gay, that was no surprise, but I can never in my life remember having put my penis into any hole of his body. Once I went with him to a gay bar and woke up the next morning with my pockets locked and loaded with condoms and lubricants. But I remember how that got there, but when did we perform sodomia? I have no clue!!!! And is the last symbols of the SMS representing my ass? Is it some kind of a target now?

I have nothing against such an action, but if I have done it I would like to remember it and not get the information through a sleezy SMS. During that night I held a tight grip on my buttocks and promised never ever to touch alcohol again. I was shitscared.

Now luckily the next morning I recieved a short, shameful SMS. Here it said:

That SMS was not meant for you.
I have other people in my named called ole.
You are hearby marked in my phonebook with your last name.


I am still a anal virgin!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!

At least now I can get the chance to remember my first male on male intercourse. If I want to try it? Well considering the mental image I got with the first SMS I believe it will not be done in close future. Probably not in any future. But who knows what might happen when you combine Ole with alcohol. But that is a whole other story. I'm off to celebrate my heterosexuality!


Read more!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

I wonder...

Wouldn't it be easier if I could use my small head to write my master thesis rather than my big head. It's much easier to think with my small head And I bet you it would be much more productive. At least for the ten minutes it's possible to use it.




Ok, at least three minutes then...

Labels: ,


Read more!

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Do I need a doctor?

Hi all noble gentlemen and women. I just went through my statcounter were I can surveill all traffic on my site and see who and were you all have been. I'm actually impressed cause even though I haven't updated my site much for the last couple of months there is about 30 people visiting my page every day.

Mostly people arrive through google image search looking for this picture:


playboy

This picture was posted under this article. But visitors looking for porn is better than no visitors.

Anyhow I was browsing through my statics when I saw than someone had been looking up my infamous post "Allah Akhbar" were I commented on the trouble concerning the pictures of Muhammed. Now a lot of people recieved a lot of comments on their blogs for just publishing these drawings and others recieved threats for supporting the muslim community and their right to disapprove these pictures. I recieved neighter comments nor threats.... Until now!

As I looked into this old post I saw that someone had left a comment! Earlier people have told me that I'm a fag and a stupid person and that I should "go at work please". But now I have recieved the best comment ever. In capital letters:

At 9/24/2006 08:39:59 AM,
WELL WHAT CAN I SAY.....YOU SEEM TO BE A VERY UNEDUCATED PERSON WHO HAS NO LIFE. IT DOES NOT TAKE MUCH TO SEE THAT YOU SUFFER FROM A PERSONALITY ISSUE. DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND SEEK A DOCTOR ASAP!!! YOUR SITE AND YOUR THOUGHTS ARE LIKE "SHIT" SO FLUSH YOURSELF BEFORE THE SMELL GETS OUT F HAND. OR EVEN BETTER....DO THE WHOLE WORLD SOME GOOD AND KILL YOURSELF.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE A WAIST OF SPACE AND OXYGEN.


Posted by Lamia


This is a fantasic comment! Not only should I flush myself down the toilet, I should also consult a doctor and then kill myself. All of this "shouted" out in capital letters. It feels so good when people get mad at you. But I still can't figure out what part of the post which made Lame go crazy like that and if this Lame want me to kille myself before I consult a doctor or if I have to flush myself down the toilet before I do both. On the other hand a quicksearch in google picturesearch for Lamia tells me not to argue with this person:



So I'm off to see the doctor now and consult my toilet.

Cherioooo!


Read more!

Friday, October 06, 2006

Fox strikes again

Actually I have not much time to blog nowadays. I'm sorry for all of you people out ther who are no longer visiting my blog on a regular basis, but I have to finish my master thesis first.

But this story is too amazing not to make a comment upon. Most people out there who read or watch news have seen that Mr. Mark Foley, the Republican Congresman from Florida, have been in a comittee to investigate pedophelians contacting minors through the internet. To put this man in that possition is clearly as stupid as to put my dad in a comittee for a non-smoking environment in a hospital. Only a stupid person would think of something like that...

While being in this comittee Foley contacted minors to get their view on the topic. This is how the conversation went:




Now this is of course a huge scandal for the Republicans. Everybody sort of knew that they where crazy, but now one actually can prove it. But how do Fox news present this scandal? Like this:



You didn't get it? Well the Fox News propably thought "What should we do about this Foley thing? I got it, let's present the guy as a Democrat!" And the funniest thing is that many Americans think "Those bastards. I just knew it, now they finally show their real face! I will vote for the Republicans next time!"

This is even better than propaganda. And it works I bet.


Read more!