Wednesday, January 31, 2007

My new house

I have just found the perfect house to buy! It's 7000 square meters big, has three floors and has installed fiber optic cables, toilets and all other facilities. The best thing is that you may drive a truck straight in and it only costs 2,2 billion NOK.

Theres only one problem. The housing is placed in Narvik, in the north of Norway. In other words it's dark and desolated.




Above is a picture of Narvik on a day with good weather and an expensive camera. Here is the real view:



But with the apartment one may buy an ammunition factory for the low price of 750k, so one may keep work close to home. And I promise you, the weapon industry is going well these days.

It's of course the Norwegian military which is selling out their old facilities since Norway does not need defense anymore. We just strike first. It's interesting though that this military facilities are actually just really big caves. I thought it was only Mr. bin Laden who was uncivilized enough to use a cave for army operations.

My mother would not support me, but if anyone else are into this project I got 30k in savings which I'm more than willing to contribute with.

And now for something completely different. Is this guy color blind? Or has he just never seen himself in a mirror?


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2 Comments:

At 2/01/2007 04:49:00 AM , Blogger jedimacfan said...

Best of luck with this. Shame your mother doesn't love you enough to give you money. Have you considered posting photos of you sister on the Internet and making people pay for them? Just a thought.

 
At 2/01/2007 03:04:00 PM , Blogger Ole said...

Well just a psycho would pay to look at them, but on the other hand the world has enough of psychos. Maybe time has come for the "Emily, hot or not?" contest...

 

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